Royals to Win AL Central in 2026 According To Some Proprietary Algorithm That Knows Way More About Baseball Than I Do

“Those of us who remember the These O’s Ain’t Royal tee from the 2014 World Series run-and-loss know that Kansas City fans, God bless us, are always ready to drop $30 on a shirt that we’ll never wear again and probably won’t even reach our mailboxes until the series is already over”